Jupiter was pissed. Neptune and Vulcan stood before him, heads bowed. “What were you thinking?” he thundered. Lightning arced across the night sky. On Earth, tsunamis drowned cities and volcanoes spewed lava. Pompei lay buried in ash. Neptune looked up, daring a sheepish grin. “It was just a fist bump.”
Sounds like me. It seemed like a good idea at the time 😁